Yogurt!

Skip Straight to the Horny Parts

Synopsis

Run of the mill clicker game with some decent animations

Yogurt! is a clicker game developed by TheBoys and published by 430Games. It was released on Steam in October of 2020. Anyone familiar with clicker games should pretty much know what to expect here. You click ladies to fill up a meter, and as the meter progresses things get a little steamier. You can also buy upgrades to click faster, or have points automatically fill.

I've actually never played a clicker game before. Somehow I've just never gotten sucked in, unlike some of my friends who every once in a while I'll see playing Cookie Clicker on Steam. I don't know what it is about it that draws people in, because I played it for a grand total of 10 minutes before giving up and creating a macro to click for me. I have long term wrist problems and that much clicking was bringing me right back to my StarCraft 2 days, in a bad way.

There are 11 girls in total to click. The opening scene is usually suggestive, but as you fill the meter more and more of the clothes come off, and usually some sort of sexual act will take place. Most of the time when you fill the meter up you'll get a cumshot. Even if there's no dude in the scene, the cum just kind of flies in from behind the camera. Each section of each level is lightly animated, and while there are voices, it's mostly a single moan clip for each scene, which gets old fast. Especially on the final level which is about 5 times as long as all the others.

For each level you beat, you unlock the ability to play that level again in 'free play'. There really isn't any difference in free play, you still have to click and buy upgrades, but it lets you see the scene of a specific character, in case one catches your eye. I'd be a little surprised if that was the case though, as for the most part this game suffers from "same body" syndrome. Every character is a relatively petite woman, with absolutely massive boobs. I'm not one to complain, lord knows I love me a capital P, but this game definitely could have used a perky tomboy, or a bottom heavy babe.

In addition to unlocking freeplay, you unlock some gallery stills. Not just of the scene you completed, but a few others as well. This confused me a bit at first because the entire left third of the game screen is dedicated to showing you gallery previews, which I thought were just previews of the next level, so I was really confused when the next level would come along with a scene completely different from the preview. But I figured it out. Some of the gallery scenes are pretty interesting and I wish they were animated and included as real levels.

There's a greyed out button on the homescreen indicating that DLC is on the way, but as of right now, there has been no news of a release date. So if you want more steamy clicker action, you're just going to have to find another game after playing this one.

And that's really all there is to it from a gameplay perspective. You click girls and see them naked. In total the game can be cleared in about 30 minutes, but that's par for the course for games like this that are expected to be played in ahem short bursts.

Overview

What I liked about this game was the abundance of big tiddy, decent animations, and the inclusion of more fringe things like lactation and mouth exploration. Helps keep things from being too samey, however: What I didn't like was that even with those inclusions, the game is absolutely too samey. It's a similar progression each time, all but one of the scenes involves just seeing the girl from some sort of forward facing pose, and as I mentioned above, they all have virtually the same body, with only a slight difference in bust size to tell them apart. On top of that I lost some progress at once point when I accidentally closed the game. When I booted it back up I was about 2 levels behind where I was, which is kind of a pain. On top of that the final level is so long that I found myself saying something I never thought I'd say about porn, "I'm tired of looking at this".

Horny Parts

• Gallery

  Beating (lol) levels unlocks 2-3 scenes of still images.

• Mouth Exploration

  It's not much but I'll take what I can get. This is an underrepresented kink that needs more good examples in games. Mouths are hot.

• Lactation

  Finally an explanation about WHY their boobs are so big all the time. Not that I need one.

Horniest Part

• Sex Scenes

  It will come as no surprise that the sex is the horniest part of this game. As for which scene is the horniest, that's going to come down to your individual taste.

Rating

Neutral

There really isn't much to this game. It's a clicker, it's got some animations, but I don't think I'll ever open it again. It's too much work for too little reward, and it just gets kind of boring after a little while. I blame that more on the genre of clicker than this game itself, but I'm the one writing the review so I can dock points for any reason I see fit.

Additional Things of Note

The game dev really needs to look up how decimals work because this shit was so hard to parse

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